get ‘em while they’re hot, bitches.

Have you seen these new mugs over at Pash Surf? They are pretty hot and selling like hotcakes. What are you waiting for? Click on the mug and get to drinkin’.

masturbation break.

Sometimes I forget how mind-blowingly smokin’ hot Ryan Phillippe is and I need a reminder. Too bad he is a cheating, cold-hearted whore of a man.

i totally forgot.

I completely forgot about how smokin’ hot Paul Rudd is.  We all know him from The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Clueless, Friends and The Object of My Affection…as well as Knocked Up and the up and coming Forgetting Sarah Marshall.  I remember him from my dreams.  Strangely enough, he looks a lot like the SM, but with green eyes.  Rar.

quit stalking me.

I have a boyfriend.  I’m flattered but srsly.

have i told you lately…

…that I love you?

Yeah, I think I’m obsessed.  I never wanted to be a fingernail so bad in my life as I do in this moment.

new obsession.

OK, maybe I can’t consider him a new obsession in that he has been around a while and is very popular, famous and most everyone else around thinks he’s a handsome, charming, debonair man.  But it’s just like me to hop on the bandwagon too late.  George Clooney - my new obsession - is reportedly either engaged or close to engaged to his latest and greatest GF, Sarah.  The quintessential bachelor.  The epitome of single men everywhere.   

I guess now I am relegated to dating the world’s second most eligible, gorgeous, charming bachelor.  I can still google for pictures though.