I decided my blog needed another page. So here it is. Quotes for you. Funny quotes, serious quotes, motivational quotes and totally wrong and un-PC quotes. Enjoy.
JANUARY 21, 2008:
“In the end, we will not remember the words of our enemies but the silence of our friends.”
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
JANUARY 22, 2008:
“Forget regret, for life is yours to miss.”
- Rent, The Musical
JANUARY 23, 2008
“You can learn a lot more from listening than you can from talking. Find someone with whom you don’t agree in the slightest and ask them to explain themselves at length. Then take a seat, shut your mouth, and don’t argue back. It’s phyiscally impossible to listen with your mouth open.”
- John Moe, “Conservatize Me” (on the side of my Starbucks latte this morning)
JANUARY 24, 2008
“It’s not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.”
- Anonymous
JANUARY 25, 2008
“If you want to know where your heart is, look at where your mind goes when it wanders.”
- Anonymous
JANUARY 28, 2008
“Ask yourself if you are happy and you cease to be so.”
- John Stuart Mill
JANUARY 29, 2008
“If you try your best, you don’t have to apologize to anyone.”
- ME
JANUARY 30, 2008
“And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.”
- The Beatles, “The End”
JANUARY 31, 2008
“Never run after a bus or a man. There will always be another one.”
- Anonymous
FEBRUARY 1, 2008
- Galileo Galilei
(A BONUS Daily Quote for 2/1/08: “My day is ok. I need beers.” - The SM)
FEBRUARY 4, 2008
“No fools, no fun.”
- Bernice Helweg, my grandmother. August 25, 1925 - February 4, 2000
FEBRUARY 5, 2008
“I have too much to do. I don’t have TIME to kill myself. There is too much effort and planning to put into all of that.”
- My coworker, Kate, regarding her work load.
FEBRUARY 6, 2008
“There’s not a liberal America and a conservative America - there’s the United States of America.”
- Barack Obama
FEBRUARY 7, 2008
“I smell something. I think Punky fluffed.”
“My feet stink; is that it?”
“No. I don’t smell corn chips. I think Punky fluffed.”
- The SM and I (respectively) on the couch last night
FEBRUARY 11, 2008
“Where can I find an old rich dude?”
“I don’t know…the Republican Convention? A Buick dealership?”
- Kate and me, today, regarding Kate’s money issues.
FEBRUARY 13, 2008
“The road to hell is paved with happy plans.”
- Eric Wilson, author, Against Happiness: In Praise of Melancholy.
FEBRUARY 14, 2008
“There is no surprise more magical than the surprise of being loved. It is God’s finger on man’s shoulder.”
- Charles Morgan
FEBRUARY 15, 2008
“You will turn over many a futile new leaf till you learn we must all write on scratched-out pages.”
- Mignon McLaughlin
FEBRUARY 18, 2008
“Eight bosses, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That’s my only real motivation; not to be hassled; that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.”
- Peter, “Office Space”
FEBRUARY 19, 2008
“That’s the problem. It’s hard to show allegiance to a company when they don’t show allegiance to you. Then THEY get mad because YOU aren’t loyal.”
- My mom, regarding the mutiny on the bound.
FEBRUARY 20, 2008
(Regarding a…”discussion” we were having and his opinion about who had the upper hand.)
SM - “You mess with the bull, you get the horns!”
Me - “No, it’s more like, you mess with the bull, you get the shit.”
FEBRUARY 25, 2008
“Nothing’s gonna change my world.”
- The Beatles, Across the Universe.
FEBRUARY 26, 2008
“If voting really made a difference, it would be illegal.”
- Anonymous
FEBRUARY 29, 2008
“It’s ok, I know. By the end of the night you’ll be sucking some old dirty truckers toes for a lousy shirt.”
- Me to Andrea about tomorrow night.
MARCH 5, 2008
“My vagina hurts. Right here.”
- Me, to Andrea about some stabbing pain in her stomach.
March 12, 2008
“I could draw big tits on the Mona Lisa, that doesn’t mean I can say I painted the Mona Lisa. I just made that shit hot.”
- Brendan, WWTDD.com
March 13, 2008
“You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry.
- Author Unknown
March 24, 2008
“Too many hands in the cookie jar only leads to crumbs for none.”
- Confucius
July 9, 2008
“Bigfoot believers and Bigfoot skeptics are both plumb crazy. Each spends more than one minute per year thinking about Bigfoot.”
- Anonymous
July 16, 2008
“Personally, I have nothing against work, particularly when performed, quietly and unobtrusively, by someone else.”
- Barbara Ehrenreich
July 17, 2008
“If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.”
- Lane Kirkland
Your blog gives me warm fuzzy feelings when I read it!
FEBRUARY 11, 2008
Where can I find an old rich dude?”
“I don’t know…the Republican Convention? A Buick dealership?”
- Kate and me, today, regarding Kate’s money issues.
♥HA♥ That’s all I have 2 say…okay maybe…♥HA-HA♥