new gear.

20 08 2008

So to keep things hot and spicy (just like yo’ mama - PWNED!), I have been trying to install some new and fun designs into the Pash Surf Cafepress store for your viewing and purchasing pleasure.  The latest and greatest; the Value T - for just $10:

This same design can be found on women’s and men’s..and even plus size as well.  Go check it out!  The one above is a snappy $10…the others go up from there.  But you can’t beat this deal!





top searches.

14 08 2008

You want to know the top keywords leading you sexy bitches to my blog yesterday?

Porn, naked..and basketball.  Nice.  Thanks for the traffic, nasties.





and there is more where this came from…

31 07 2008

Click on the crotch to acquire even more fabulous Pash Surf gear.





free shit.

28 07 2008

First person to spend $13 or more on the Pash Surf Cafepress store wins a gift from me.

Support This Site

www.cafepress.com/pashsurf.





visit my cafepress store.

24 07 2008

Do me a favor and buy some crap. If you have ideas for shirts, boxers, mugs, hats, anything…comment here. I’ll design it for you.

Support This Site

Not only do you help me out, you can get a discount! It’s all by Pash Surf, the new brand we are looking to start. Look good and sexy! You know you want to!





top searches today…

24 07 2008

this is what happens when you google “hot bitches”.

top searches leading to the AOT today:  hot bitches,  Heath Ledger,  forgetting sarah marshall.

Awesome.





thanks.

24 07 2008

The Audacity of Trust has launched itself over 60,000 views!!!  Thanks so much to everyone for being a part of the success of this fun, irreverent, stupid, superficial outlet for my stupidity, feelings, experiences and obsessions.  It makes me feel relevant.  Here’s to 60,000 more.





daily quotes are back!

17 07 2008

While they may not be “daily” and they may not be “quotes”, little snips of wisdom will be reappearing over on the “Daily Quotes” page up in your navigation there.  If you have any good ones, drop ‘em to me and I’ll be sure to add them.  It doesn’t matter if it’s a joke, or a quote, or something clever you heard today, I’ll take it.





thanks.

1 05 2008

The Audacity of Trust just launched itself over 30,000 visits.  Thank you to all of you that come by and get something worthwhile to take with you, even if it’s just a shirtless picture of David Beckham.  Sometimes, you need a positive word, the knowledge someone else is going through what you’re going through, or a hot guy in his underwear.  I am here for you.  Thanks for 30,000 hits.

Much love,

AshPash





note to self.

23 04 2008

I am going to put “menstruation” in my tags more often; its the number one search term today getting traffic to my blog.  Fantastic, dude.

Thank you again, blogosphere, for making me vomit a little bit in my mouth.