Well friends and fans, today was my last day of being a gainfully employed individual. I can’t say my last day was all that awkward or bad; the decision-makers were out of the office and only the people I gave a shit about remained. We all had a nice lunch together, I cleaned out my desk and left this gem above behind for all to enjoy. We spent good money on those post it notes and never got to use them.
I’m glad I could leave today without having to go back anymore. The longer I stayed, the more “interesting” things happened and more shady things I heard about some of the business dealings that had gone on, or could be going on. I know the Man Upstairs has bigger better plan for me somewhere else.
I did have to go out with a little bit of a bang though. Nobody heard about it but me, but evidently, it was bring your doggie to work day!
The Punk was very well behaved and of course, everyone loved her soft furry face. She didn’t make a peep and laid by my desk the whole time. Total rockstar!
So…as one door closes, I eagerly await the next to open. Stay tuned and see where I end up next.
I kind of wish she would have taken a big poo on the floor.