Since I don’t exactly have any work to do, I thought I’d stop in again and give more details about the waxing we all took yesterday.
I was brought in to the Kahuna’s office and they told me the news. They then asked me what my feelings were. Given the closed doors, lack of sales and general rumors going around, I told them , “Honestly, it was a little bit like hearing Elton John was gay.” We had a good laugh and I told them that maybe this was a sign to re-evaluate what I wanted to be when I grew up. I think I was cut from a different cloth than the cubicle jockeys out there. As I left, I told them I’d bring in a keg on my last day and go out in style. They joked about having a party and I said, “I’m serious. Lets get drunk. What are you going to do? Fire me?”
The rest of the day was me posting resumes, emailing radio stations and talking inordinate amounts of shit about life and it’s raw deals as of late. Thankfully, I’ve gotten a few sniffs around Camp AshPash for my skill set, so I am not in full-blow freak-out mode quite yet. In fact, I got an email from a local radio station already asking me to stop in and interview. I’ve gotten a few calls as well regarding some web and writing-based stuff too. So I haven’t launched myself off the deeep end quite yet. I will come May 25 or so.
As for the SM, he’s been incredibly supportive and col through this. He has been a real source of support and peace of mind. His job is going so phenomenally well that this is really turning out to not be the worst time ever for us to go through this. Last night we did dinner and a movie to escape from reality for a while.
That’s the long and short of it right now. It has been requested by valuable readers that I keep everyone in the loop as to where I end up, and I want to reassure you, I definitely will. You guys are the best.







I love you man…..