Separated at birth: “Iron Man”, actor Robert Downey Jr. and…my hot-ass SM.
I knew when I originally saw the trailer for “Iron Man” I wanted to see it for some Godforsaken reason. Then it came to me. I wanna get naked with Robert Downey Jr! The salt and pepper hair, the scruff, the chiseled features, the slightly smaller stature and bad-boy history….he’s my boyfriend minus the coke habit and less sideburn action!
“Iron Man” debuts in theatres tomorrow, tonight at midnight in select theatres for massively nerdy geeks out there (I’m talking to you, Patrick). For those not as “hip” (I use the term “hip” loosely) to the Marvel comic, Tony Stark (Downey Jr.), genius billionaire, gets kidnapped and forced to make some WMDs. Homeboy says eff you guys and builds the Iron Man suit to escape his captors. Ooh, that sounds so…daring and sexy. Plus, by the gallery on the website, I can tell somebody’s been working out…..rar. C’mere tiger. Mama’s gonna make you her Iron Man.
Love it!!! I can’t wait for the movie review….hahahaha
It opens tonight mofo get it right. First show was at 8 PM and I didn’t go so ha! who’s the nerd now.
No, the nerd knew it was at 8 and not midnight, like most debuts. Thank you for proving my point.