movie review: forgetting sarah marshall. aka: i’m fat.
30 04 2008
Thanks a lot, Mila, for reminding me what a tub of lard I am.
Last night, The SM and I went to see “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” with some free passes we got from his store’s radio remote last week. It was actualy pretty cute. Not the regular laugh after laugh as you have come to expect from Judd Apatow movies, but it was subtly funny in places and blatantly raunchy in others…a good mix for a Tuesday night. The mix of British dry, sarcasm with toilet jokes to silly, slapstick humor was nice for a mid-week date night.
The main jist: Sarah breaks up with Peter because she has been cheating on him with someone else. Peter takes a trip to get out of the house and out of his life for a while and ends up staying at the same resort that Sarah and her adultering new boyfriend, famous rockstar Aldous Snow of the Infant Sorrow, are staying at. While there, Peter befriends Rachel, the front desk clerk. Peter takes some surfing lessons, his relationhips with Rachel progresses and shit gets crazy with Sarah and Aldous, and life saving and jealousy that i won’t get into….but it’s worth the price of the ticket I’d say. Great cameos from Paul Rudd and Jonah Hill too.
For those who are “gun shy” just be sure that you make note: You see Jason Segel’s weiner about 3-4 times in the first 10 minutes of the movie. Peter’s peter. If you’re like me and watch “How I Met Your Mother”, I almost lost my mind because I got to see Marshall Erikson’s cash and prizes!
My only complaints…the jokes could have gotten off a little quicker…and Mila Kunis didn’t have to remind me in every scene just how pale, fat and hairy I am. I dont think she has one cell of cellulite on her cute little hynie, her face is gorgeous and she’s fucking funny as hell. She never has to shave and when she farts, rainbows and rose petals come out. Angels follow her around and play harps when she talks. The SM was oogling all over her every time Mila came on the screen and for every new outfit. I enjoyed the movie, but I left sad. The SM asked why and I explained that starting today, I am totaly done eating, ever again. He didn’t think it was funny.
Long story short, It was good and I’d recommend it. Enjoy spending $50 a month on your new gym membership though, fatty.
Review Score: A good, healthy 6.5 out of 10 floppy Jason Segel weiners.
I’m SO not going to see that move - I can’t afford the gym membership right now……lol
I don’t know…I saw a recent picture of her where she looked TOO skinny. Her giant hair and tiny body made her look like a life-size bobblehead doll. It was totally creeping me out.
at least you don’t have a floppy weiner
I think ash does have a floopy wiener.
Eff that bitch… just keep in mind that she has an entourage of people working on her for hours a day to get her looking like that. With her God-given skills (or lack there of), she’d be just a plain as the next Jane.
Could that pic be any more fake? Don’t feel bad; if she actually were that skinny, she couldn’t have children.
“Cash and prizes.” That’s a new one on me.
Don’t feel bad about the lithe Kunis. At least we had Kristen Bell to remind us that people look norm- Oh wait. She was taut and gorgeous as well. Well, at least there was the hot readhead character who- …
Dangit, what is it with this rom-com trend of shlumpy guys dating hot babes?