anybody got any ice?

Leg or hamhock?  Find out after the break!

So last night, we participated in the debacle of all debacles on the softball field.  The Charlotte Redbirds, already put in the wrong league mistakenly, in a league that doesn’t even properly post schedules so we know who or when we’re going to gets our asses handed to us took on another team of loud-mouthed shit-talkers again last night who took it to us for about 22 to 5 or something.  Because I don’t want to get into it, I’ll just say you had to be there.  The highlights?  Three people walking off the team, few people speaking to each other without yelling for the duration of the game, an ump with a very questionable strike zone who was actually rooting for the other team, a 15 year old illegally playing right field and two Pashes down for the count. 

The third baseman was at first, the pitcher was in left, the SM was at short and I was behind the plate.  No one was where they felt comfortable.  A throw was made from the outfield, home, for me to tag the runner making their way from third.  It was over my head, so I jumped and backed up slightly to try to make the play.  Mr. Runner then proceeded to run full speed into AshPash, knocking her to the ground in stop, drop and tweak-your-knee mode. 

At the time, it twinged, but I continued to play and run without problems.  I really was fine.  This morning however, when I leapt out of bed to start my joyous day (more like grumpily fell out, moaning and whining like a bitch) I realized my right leg was not down with me needing to pee.  At all.  I was hurting.   And as the day has progressed, I am getting more and more gimpy.  Each trip to the break room is pathetic.  I’ve had to pee twice and it makes me wish for a catheter.  I need something to wrap it with.  And some more Midol.

And to add insult to injury, the SM isn’t faring much better.  Because of the reorganization of positions, he was at short stop where he got cracked in the wrist on a bad hop and now has a fat thumb. 

At this point, the team is in disarray, the star catcher (moi) is injured, we lost players, we’re in the wrong divison and everyone is fed up.  Stay tuned for the future of the Redbirds.