PWND.
Reiterating for me that my life isn’t nearly as bad and effed-up as this crazy ho-bag’s, Britney Spears was taken to the hospital and committed to the psych ward for 72 hour supervision…for the second time in one month. Congratulations, you waste of space and pitiful story of a woman.
Family and her weird entourage of paparazzi friends, spiritual advisors and enablers have some in and out to check on her and make sure she is doing all right. At this point, her visitors might as well consist of aliens, Strawberry Shortcake and the Lucky Charms leprechaun. Maybe one of those happy cows from California could stop by. This bitch is speaking with a British accent, walking the streets of her Mulholland Drive neighborhood at 2 am with a Yorkie in one hand and a cigarette in the other.
Have her handlers NOT figured out yet that this ISN’T about them skimming money from a gullible lunatic has-been anymore? While it’s literally taking all the strength I have to give a shit, Britney is still seriously mentally deranged and in need of serious medical attention. If I was downright nuts, I would really hope that the people in my life wouldn’t be figuring out how to exploit my celebrity (because know I’m famous, biatches!) to make mounds of dirty, horrible, shady-ass money for their sad, evil selves.
Sam Lufti, Carla, Alli Sims, whoever the hell all of those random people are that show up in photos with Britney - FYI, she’s already in hell and you’re definitely in the handbasket, ready to go there for exploiting her. Just put this to an end. This is getting so old. Britney Spears, walking barefoot in a gas station bathroom or hitting someone else’s car with yet another new Mercedes she bought yesterday isn’t exciting or shocking anymore. The only news worth breaking now is if Britney was to finally off herself, or someone else. I just hope to God it doesn’t get to that. She SHOULD be under psychiatric evaluation and should be under 24-hours supervision, probably for longer than 3 days. That shouldn’t be news. Crazies are locked up and get their babies taken away. Big effing deal. Is there really nothing else going on in the world right now that could bump this off of the front page?
Isn’t there an election going on next week to decide who will run for president of our country? Doesn’t Iran have nuclear capabilities? For Christ’s sake - can’t we hypotheize more about whether or not Angelina Jolie’s dress at the SAG awards was proof that she is pregnant?
